when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
I just got slapped in the face by 1999.
Hundreds of grade school girls sticking these in the corners of their eyes
THEY WERE MEANT FOR THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYSES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS I ALWAYS STUCK THESE ON MY EARSA ND THEY ALWAYS FELL OFF AND I WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD
I always thought they were earrings…
SAME SAME SAME AND I USED TO PUT THEM ON MY NOSE AND MY TONGUE
i just used to eat them..
Me: ”Duck, duck, duck …”
LMFAO! “HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS” GOT ME HELLA WEAK HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
lol nice try, vegan
reblogging for the idiot that thought we wouldn’t recognize the tubby custard machine.
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
Oh my God the shopping cart is full of carrots.
My girl is always satisfied!
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